Monday, February 23, 2009

A Joke for Monday

Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun
in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other.
He says to the waiter:?

"Want coffee."

The waiter says,? "Sure, Chief. Coming right up."?

He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.
The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp,
turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun,
causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere
and then just walks out.

The next morning the Indian returns.
He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling
another male buffalo with the other.
He walks up to the counter and says to
the waiter

"Want coffee."

The waiter says "Whoa, Tonto!

We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday.

What was all that about, anyway?"

The Indian smiles and proudly says ..

"Training for position in United States Congress:
Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull,
leave mess for others to clean up,
disappear for rest of day."

Finishing up my very small washing this week!! Funny how some weeks it is a lot and some others hardly anything. I can tell that Mike has not done many jobs because there is really not much of his things in there.

He is out now putting in a fan for one of our neighbors!! He had a job this morning too!! That is a lot for one day..did not used to be that way but since Christmas it has been!! We just keep trusting that God will send us jobs!! AND SOON!!

Take care...Hope your Monday is a happy one!!

Thought for the day: "Give your spirit a change of scenery...pray" I heard that on radio this morning and stopped to write it down..GREAT!! I think I am off to do that now!!

Flip Flop


PEA said...

LOL oh my goodness, now that is a good joke!!! hehe I know what you mean about some weeks hardly having any laundry and others having lots...I swear at times mine multiplies while just sitting there waiting to be washed! lol

Glad to hear that Mike has had a few jobs to do lately and my prayers continue that he will something permanent soon!! In these rough economic times, it makes you wonder how people will manage!!

We're actually getting sunshine today although it's very cold. I was out to get some errands done and it felt so good to be out. Just wish I didn't have to see all that snow, though! lol xoxo

Mary said...


Loved the joke. It also sounds like the Canadian politicians. They do exactly the same thing. LOL

I'm sorry that you and Mike are struggling. We are as well. My best paying writing job has been terminated because of the economy. I'm hoping the website can continue and that one day I will be writing for them again. Loss of income makes things difficult.

Thanks for your comments on my post about Brandon's trip. He did a great job.


Melli said...

Yep! No need for boredom! You've always got SOMEthing to do! I pray for Mikey's jobs allllll the time... sure hope spring gets here soon and work picks up for him!

Denise said...

Well how true is that! Love that joke !

Technonana said...

The joke is too close to the truth to be FUNNY!! Sadly, it's been that way for decades!!!
Praying that God supplies your needs today!!

Technonana said...

The joke is too close to the truth to be FUNNY!! Sadly, it's been that way for decades!!!
Praying that God supplies your needs today!!

Denise said...

lol, very funny.

Anonymous said...

What a funny joke. As others have commented "too bad it is so close to the truth."

Linda said...

The joke is so true! Hope more work comes Mike's way.

Oh, laundry. Seems like it never ends. said...

Hi Sandy, You asked about Glo's E-mail address or rather you couldn't find it .... She doesn't have one right now!! She has posted again this morning.
Your joke is funny but like every one said Very close to the truth!!
I will pray Mike keeps getting more work!! Hugs Grams

Hootin' Anni said...

Funny joke! And I continue to keep you both in my thoughts....for jobs galore!!!!

Nancy said...

Sandy, I will pray for jobs...the economy is soooooo bad!

Thanks for the funny joke today. You put a smile on my face and that is a blessing indeed!

Deare Diary said...

What a good post. God never comes in a hurry but he ALWAYS comes in time. Hang in there because God knows exactly where you and your husband are.

Jane said...

Hope jobs come your way soon too! God knows what you have need of and He will supply it!
Loved the joke.....SO funny

Zaroga said...

Funny joke, Sandy. I will continue to pray for you and Mike.