Friday, July 07, 2006


If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading
it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my
finish and my paint job is getting a little dull, but that's not the worst of it.

My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up
My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid
and bump into things even in the best of weather.
My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed.
My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
But here's the worst of it --
almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter.....either my radiator leaks
or my exhaust backfires!


LadyBugCrossing said...

LOL!! I can relate to that!!

Melli said...

ROFL! Meee tooooo! Oh... *sob*... meeee toooo!

It's a FLIP-FLOP World said...

Yeap I thought it sounded just like me..lately with being so tired and just pooped..I need new parts and well I am a worn out I picked a car that looked like I feel...Sandy

Wystful1 said...

Too too funny. And oh so so true!!

Flossy said...

LOL Oh that is funny :) So, is that something to look forward to then? LOL

Maggie Ann said...

That is adorable...thanks for the smiles!!

Jon Cox said...

Hahahahaha! CUTE!!! :o)

Beckie said...

Laughed out loud! That is too cute and soooooooo true for me too.

Cookie said...

Aint that the truth ! I couldnt stop laffing ....what a great piece.

YellowRose said...

Very cute! I can relate to this!!!

Maggie Ann said...

too cute...and full of truths!