Wednesday, August 08, 2007

THE ORACLE OF STARBUCKS
by Jennifer Bishop Fulwiler



I found this over at See Suzy Spin and since she is the daughter of a good friend of mine. Since I like STARBUCKS I thought why not! You can try too over at this site!! Most of what they told me is kind of true but not the part about strippers...no way JOSE!!!!


The all-knowing Oracle of Starbucks

Behold the Oracle's wisdom:

Personality type: Clueless

You don't go to Starbucks much; when you do you just tag along with other people since you have nothing better to do. You would like to order a Tazo Chai Crème but don't know how to pronounce it. Most people who drink Carmal Machiatto Grande are strippers.

Also drinks: Wine coolers
Can also be found at: The mall

10 comments:

Miss Pink Ponsonby said...

Hey, there! As always, a delight to see you stop by my blog! Don't worry, you will eventually get the 'nod' from me, too! I want to post descriptions and links to all the ones I visit regularly, because I've been too lazy to get them up on the website. I just end up messing up the html code and spending ages getting it fixed and by that time I'm too exhausted to continue! My cousin, who lives back east. says it is in the high 90's and just dripping with humidity. Ugh. There needs to be a happy medium!

Tammy said...

It gave me the exact same "wisdom" as yours...maybe the "oracle" is stuck...lol!
:)

Carole Burant said...

I can't try this because I've never been to Starbucks! lol xox

Melli said...

Oh MY! That is a CRABBY little Oracle! I'm not even going to TELL you what he said about me!!! Grouchy grouchy grouchy.... I think someone needs to give him a pumpkin spice latte, heavy on the whip or something!

Connie Barris said...

well I was the same... and it was right on... I don't do starbucks much.. other than my cup or two... I'm over it... and I don't do wine but will take a wine cooler... my friend tells me I have an immature pallette.. oh well.. what can I say??

that was fun..

Carole Burant said...

It's me again, just saw your comment on my blog...yes we do have a Starbucks...it's with our Chapters book store. I've just never gone into Starbucks because I'd heard their coffee was so expensive!! Maybe one day when I'm around there, I will have to treat myself:-) xox

Linda said...

He called me "lame". I guess that's what I get when I order a Frappichino. With this heat, who wants hot coffee.

Gattina said...

I just pop in to say a little hello from my holidays in England. I enjoy it very much, have 4 cats qt my disposal and a computer in my room, unfortunately with an english keyboard and I am used to the french ' It's terrible !

Puss-in-Boots said...

Heeheehee! I like that. I'm pretty boring, I only drink black coffee. I prefer mine unadulterated by any additives such as cream, chocolate, etc. They're better eaten on their own!

Baba said...

Sandy, I do not like their coffee,it is too strong...... Baba