Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Everytime I read this I smile.

In this life I’m a woman. In my next life, I’d like to come back as a bear.

When you’re a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for Six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you’re supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.

When you’re a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you’re sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

If you’re a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.

If your a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup… i’m gonna be a bear.

PS...Keep praying for Lucy!! She has not come home yet!!!


Melli said...

Oh Goodness! Meeeeeeeeee too! Yep! I wanna be a bear!

Nancy said...

I didn't know that about Mama Bears but I loved reading about them and appreciate your sharing. Prayers for Lucy continue!

Anonymous said...

I've seen this before and it always makes me LAUGH!!

I'm praying for Lucy and for you.

If you get a chance, stop by my cousin Lynn's blog and wish her a Happy Birthday. I'd like to flood her with comments on her birthday.