Thursday, April 06, 2006










HOW TO CLEAN THE HOUSE

1. Open a new file in your PC.
2. Name it "Housework."
3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN.
4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN.
5. Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want
to delete Housework permanently?"
6. Calmly answer, "Yes," and press the mouse
button firmly......
7. Feel better?
Works for me!

8 comments:

Reflection Through The Seasons said...

What a brilliant idea Sandy, must try it!!!!! Love Marion

Anonymous said...

Sandy I read your Thankful Thursday Thirteen and enjoyed it so much. Now let me tell you please do as your Mother told you to do, go lay down and rest. Just want you to know that we do worry about you and we pray for you and love you, so do as your parents tell you to do. Love & Prayers, Mother & Dad

Mindy said...

Too funny!! Thanks for this post...made me laugh!

schcrochet said...

Perfect!! Fits my sentiments so well. Housework...when there's stitching I can do.

Popped over from Lulu's blog when I saw you were a Sandy too, thought I'd pop in and say hi. Such a good name.

I've never been able to stand that thing between my toes and so don't ever wear flip flops. I remember them mostly as shower shoes when I was a kid and now people were them to dress up. Funny how things change.

It's Friday, have a wonderful weekend.
Sandy

Lazy Daisy said...

Look at you Miss Thing....so proud of the weight loss and inches...are you sure I'll be able to recongize you? Woo Hoo....you go girl...you are my hero. Love your hints for housework! Counting the days kiddo!

Melli said...

Goooood Morning! Thank you sO much for stopping by my blog and leading me back here! I have enjoyed your place immensely! I do NOT think you should get a "real job" - and I DO believe you already have one! I can't imagine ANYthing more important than being a Grandma -- and I have prayed and prayed to be one myself... but God doesn't believe the time is right yet! I believe He knows best, so I wait ... a bit impatiently... but I wait. In the meantime, I will take your advice and go clean my house! JUST the way you recommend! Thanks! :)

Wystful1 said...

Oh my goodness!!! This is just THE THING TO ACCOMPLISH my lifetime dreams!!!

AND to be sure, I'm gonna do this only once and it better work!!

*heading to my new folder and recycle bin right now*

(I'm a friend of Melli's and thought I'd drop by....we're close in age, you and I)

flipflop said...

that's funny!